Keep Scottish water

If anything could convince climate-change sceptic Calton, it's a drought warning for the west coast of Scotland. The rainy day he experienced in Kintail recently must have been the only one this summer, unlike Edinburgh. Faced with the prospect of another wet weekend in the capital, Calton is now seriously considering relocating his eyrie to the north-west of the country. The only ray of sunshine on the horizon is a Murray victory at Wimbledon on Sunday. Perhaps Alex Salmond shouldn't be too quick to think about exporting water to England - we might need it all ourselves!