A waste of hot air

A lot of heat was generated during FMQs yesterday but unfortunately the hot air did not reach as far as Calton's eyrie high above Holyrood. There is also a distinct lack of politicians wanting to cosy up to Calton at the moment. Might be something to do with the beak. Or the talons. Or maybe politicians are learning that it is not a good idea to be too friendly with the media. Or maybe Calton isn't rich enough to be invited round to Bute House for a nice hot cuppa. Anyway, the net result is that he is having to turn the central heating up these cold Edinburgh nights, other more environmentally friendly methods of keeping warm having failed!